over the years, checking mails has become the very first thing i do in the morning.. every morning at the moment i wake up, i always rush to sign-in to my mailbox and check for new mails. technically, i re-establish my soul back with the virtual world! hehe.. yea! i forget about my breakfast, cos' hunger fades away as soon as i get "online". hehe.. and dont be surprised when i say that "internet" has become part of my life and my sacrosanct soul! :p

anyways, i login to my mailbox and HURRAY!! it says there is ONE new e-mail message.. thats a time i feel extremely great cos, obviously, there is atleast ONE new e-mail message i've received from someone.. and my heart gets filled with sympathy for that ONE mail, cos' i know it must've gone thru a very hard time fighting against all those junk mail filters and blah blah filters on its way! so there i go with a new mail! hmm... then i enter the inbox and ... HEY WAIT!! HUH?! OH NO! NOT AGAIN! Grrrrrr!

its just another junk email with the subject as "Enlarge Your Penis" !!! now there comes the most annoying moment! why on earth would i want to wake up and be blessed by a junk mail with the subject as "Hey Mister! Enlarge Your Teenie Weenie by just THREE inches! " DUH!! i dont give a damn about it! FREE? hell go get lost! i dont still give a damn! consequently, my mood gets spoilt early in the morning! [but i guess i've become used to this annoyance]

i've become so damn fedup with these spammers sending me junky stuff.. specially with the so-called " FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNIQUES! " or with some friggin " ENLARGE YOUR BREASTS! " mails.... duh! why would i want to read it? dont tell me i'm too sensitive about this! its just that i'm more than FEDUP with this!

i still wonder why these spammers are so interested in ENLARGING the private parts! cant they offer something else instead! even a free new "cartoon comic" would be sufficient.. basically anything BUT junk wud do! back to where i was, hmm.. i send my hearty thank you's to those spammers for having so much concern about my private part and its size! THANK YOU SPAMMERS! .... DUH! i'd prefer to go get buried alive! grrr....

why bother about penises or breasts and their sizes? keep them as they are.. in their natural size! in their natural shape! LOL...

hmph! these spammers never seem to be satisfied with the penis or breast sizes! spammers and their penises! spammers and their breasts! aaarrghh! someone get my coffin! its better than hearing about spammers and their offers! yuck!